Tag: Christmas Notebook extract

Notebook: Christmas

                Boys and girls playing see-how-fast-you-can-eat-an-orange game. Messy. Involves coughing and choking noises. Cats with static. Minus 10 degrees. Q: Bowel Transplants. Why don’t they do bowel transplants? A: I don’t know. Maybe they can’t be arsed. Re-runs of Peep Show. The Blue

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