Boys and girls playing see-how-fast-you-can-eat-an-orange game. Messy. Involves coughing and choking noises.
Cats with static. Minus 10 degrees.
Q: Bowel Transplants. Why don’t they do bowel transplants?
A: I don’t know. Maybe they can’t be arsed.
Re-runs of Peep Show.
The Blue Aeroplanes: Jacket Hangs
The Kinks: Dead End Street
The distance by road to south east France
Icicles: A Risk Assessment
Tom’s long johns
Stepdad: ‘A bloody wizard Christmas’
Q ‘Are you … spinning plates?’
A ‘Yeah. It’s the sort of thing I like to do on Boxing Day.’
Listening to Leadbelly
